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Mindnips are similar to mind snips, mind snippets, and brain zaps. It takes a team of experienced investigative reporters to identify a real mindnip or mind snippet. A mindnip or mind snippet can only be validated by a certified Brain Zapper with a PhD, EdD, or CLSD. Warning: LSD will result in a false positive. Do Not Drive Or Operate Heavy Machinery While Experiencing a Brain Zap.
As Your Alien Mediator, I propose a cease fire ... Resume hostilities after lunch. 'NO, ET, I am NOT calling home! I am calling Domino's Pizza.' What Toppings Do Y'all Want On The Pizza? 'I SAID I'm on the phone ET ... Enough with the phone-home shit ... Got-ET !
Phone Home, Phone Home
Scooby Snacks, please ... Patrick wants seaweed. The Sponge man is backed, but he'll have four Crabby Patty's with lobster sauce.